Book Covers & Synopsis of all the books of Confessions Of Georgia Nicolson series by Louise Rennison:
ANGUS, THONGS & FULL-FRONTAL SNOGGING
I am a facsimile of a sham of a fax of a person.
Georgia Nicolson's life is far from simple. Her cat, Angus, is the size of a small labrador. Her three-year-old sister may have peed somewhere in the room. And her best friend, Jas, thinks she looks like an alien because she accidently shaved off her eyebrows.
Enter the Sex God. This just might turn out to be the most fabbity-fab year ever!
I am a facsimile of a sham of a fax of a person.
Georgia Nicolson's life is far from simple. Her cat, Angus, is the size of a small labrador. Her three-year-old sister may have peed somewhere in the room. And her best friend, Jas, thinks she looks like an alien because she accidently shaved off her eyebrows.
Enter the Sex God. This just might turn out to be the most fabbity-fab year ever!
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, I'M NOW THE GIRLFRIEND OF A SEX GOD
I think i have snog withdrawal.
Georgia Nicolson is dating the Sex God so life should be perfect... Except for in Georgia's life, nothing is ever perfect. Her cat, Angus, is terrorizing the neighbourhood. Her sister, Libby (who is slightly mad), hides her pooey knickers at the bottom of Georgia's bed. Then the Sex God breaks it off because she's too young. It's time for Georgia to become a heartless boy magnet.
I think i have snog withdrawal.
Georgia Nicolson is dating the Sex God so life should be perfect... Except for in Georgia's life, nothing is ever perfect. Her cat, Angus, is terrorizing the neighbourhood. Her sister, Libby (who is slightly mad), hides her pooey knickers at the bottom of Georgia's bed. Then the Sex God breaks it off because she's too young. It's time for Georgia to become a heartless boy magnet.
KNOCKED OUT BY MY NUNGA-NUNGAS
I was in a state of confusiosity.
Georgia Nicolson finally landed Robbie the Sex God and life is fab. But all of a sudden Georgia's ex, Dave the Laugh, is starting to look quite dreamy. Strangely, so does every other guy Georgia meets, even the new French teacher. Is Georgia becoming a shameless vixen?
I was in a state of confusiosity.
Georgia Nicolson finally landed Robbie the Sex God and life is fab. But all of a sudden Georgia's ex, Dave the Laugh, is starting to look quite dreamy. Strangely, so does every other guy Georgia meets, even the new French teacher. Is Georgia becoming a shameless vixen?
DANCING IN MY NUDDY-PANTS
It's a shame not to share my snogging talents far and wide.
Georgia thought she had finally put her red-bottomosity to rest. But what is hse to do when Dave the Laugh is suddenly single and the Sex God is never around? And will Angus ever get over the shame of having his trouser snake addendums snipped? In Georgia's life, nothing ever turns out as planned!
It's a shame not to share my snogging talents far and wide.
Georgia thought she had finally put her red-bottomosity to rest. But what is hse to do when Dave the Laugh is suddenly single and the Sex God is never around? And will Angus ever get over the shame of having his trouser snake addendums snipped? In Georgia's life, nothing ever turns out as planned!
AWAY LAUGHING ON A FAST CAMEL
Ohmygiddygods trousers.
The Sex God has left the country, taking Georgia's heart with him. She decides to display glaciosity to all boys - a girl can only have her heart broken so many times. Then she meets Masimo, the new singer for the Stiff Dylans. Here comes the Dreamboat, and Georgia's Away Laughing on a Fast Camel (whatever that means).
Ohmygiddygods trousers.
The Sex God has left the country, taking Georgia's heart with him. She decides to display glaciosity to all boys - a girl can only have her heart broken so many times. Then she meets Masimo, the new singer for the Stiff Dylans. Here comes the Dreamboat, and Georgia's Away Laughing on a Fast Camel (whatever that means).
THEN HE ATE MY BOY ENTRANCERS
Let the overseas snogfest begin!
Georgia and Jas are off to Hamburger-a-gogo land! Georgia plans to track down Masimo, the Italian-American dreamboat, but after a long week in America, she only succeeds in learning importantish things - like learning how to ride a bucking bronco. Will georgia reel in the Italian dreamboat? Or is she destined to live forever all aloney on her owney?
Let the overseas snogfest begin!
Georgia and Jas are off to Hamburger-a-gogo land! Georgia plans to track down Masimo, the Italian-American dreamboat, but after a long week in America, she only succeeds in learning importantish things - like learning how to ride a bucking bronco. Will georgia reel in the Italian dreamboat? Or is she destined to live forever all aloney on her owney?
STARTLED BY HIS FURRY SHORTS
On the rack of romance. And also in the oven of luuurve.
Woe is Georgia: Dave the Laugh has declared his love for her (atleast she thinks he was talking about her), and she has finally given Masimo an ultimatum to be her one and only and he has to think about it. And will she ever be able to stop thinking about the Sex God plucking his guitar strings of loveosity?
On the rack of romance. And also in the oven of luuurve.
Woe is Georgia: Dave the Laugh has declared his love for her (atleast she thinks he was talking about her), and she has finally given Masimo an ultimatum to be her one and only and he has to think about it. And will she ever be able to stop thinking about the Sex God plucking his guitar strings of loveosity?
LOVE IS A MANY TROUSERED THING
The nub and gist is that I have accidently acquired two Luuurve Gods.
Oh my giddy god! Georgia has somehow landed back in the cakeshop of agony now that Robbie the Sex God has returned and she has three potential snoggees. What's a proper girl to do? Hide, ofcourse, and hope that she will be able to choose one before she ends up all aloney on her owney.
The nub and gist is that I have accidently acquired two Luuurve Gods.
Oh my giddy god! Georgia has somehow landed back in the cakeshop of agony now that Robbie the Sex God has returned and she has three potential snoggees. What's a proper girl to do? Hide, ofcourse, and hope that she will be able to choose one before she ends up all aloney on her owney.
STOP IN THE NAME OF PANTS
Time to gird the loins and pucker up.
Blimey O'Reilley's trousers! When Georgia embraced being the girlfriend of a Rock legend/Luurve God, she thought that was the end of her lovenosity woes. As usual, Georgia is the last to know what she is talking about. Now there's a small matter of a snogging accident involving her matey-type mate Dave the Laugh and some toasted newts in her undercrackers. Can Georgia lock away her red-bottom and throw away the key?
Time to gird the loins and pucker up.
Blimey O'Reilley's trousers! When Georgia embraced being the girlfriend of a Rock legend/Luurve God, she thought that was the end of her lovenosity woes. As usual, Georgia is the last to know what she is talking about. Now there's a small matter of a snogging accident involving her matey-type mate Dave the Laugh and some toasted newts in her undercrackers. Can Georgia lock away her red-bottom and throw away the key?
ARE THESE MY BASOOMAS I SEE BEFORE ME
It's a bit early to get swoony knickers, but i have got them on.
For Georgia, the more things change, the more they stay the same. Just when she thought she was the one-and-only girlfriend of Masimo, he's left Georgia all aloney on her owney - again. The one person she wants advice from is Dave the Laugh, but does he have the hump with her too? It's time for Georgia to get to the bottom (oo-er) of this Dave the Laugh spontaneous puckering business once and for all.
It's a bit early to get swoony knickers, but i have got them on.
For Georgia, the more things change, the more they stay the same. Just when she thought she was the one-and-only girlfriend of Masimo, he's left Georgia all aloney on her owney - again. The one person she wants advice from is Dave the Laugh, but does he have the hump with her too? It's time for Georgia to get to the bottom (oo-er) of this Dave the Laugh spontaneous puckering business once and for all.
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